If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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