WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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