Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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