A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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