The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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