yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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