dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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