I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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