She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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