How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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