PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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