yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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