did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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