I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Holy shit dude........stairs
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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