My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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