Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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