I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I need to wash the frat house off of me
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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