She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize