waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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