my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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