we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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