i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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