drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
So squirting runs in the family.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just pee around me
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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