well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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