She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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