There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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