Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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