Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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