Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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