i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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