Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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