What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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