ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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