worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
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