What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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