I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I love you. Go after that dick
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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