what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I think weed is turning my hair brown
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Text me some of your sweat
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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