i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
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