You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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