We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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