you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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