That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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