i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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