Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
oh god the rape fog is back!
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
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the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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