It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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