I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
My ATM looks so different sober.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
