would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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