Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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