The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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