okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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